Tag: funny
group name: gettinpoints
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April 03, 2008 11:04 PM EST --
The top 10 unintentionally worst company URL
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's
world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name . . . more
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October 08, 2007 07:30 AM EDT --
Good morning, all you Gather folks up early this morning! For you guys on the Left Coast, you're probably making your first roll in the bed and silently and subconsciously anticipating another . . . more
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October 04, 2007 12:14 PM EDT --
Some of my favorites ...
Hornyhead Branch, Alabama
Blue Ball, Delaware
Santa Claus, Georgia
Gay Head, Massachusetts
Hoop and Hollar, Texas
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Big Ugly, West Virginia . . . more
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January 27, 2008 05:29 PM EST --
Okay, I'm the last person in the world to watch a beauty pageant. After reading an interesting review in this morning's paper, though, I decided to watch a replay that was on TLC this afternoon. . . . more
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September 17, 2008 12:39 PM EDT --
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps . . . more
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September 18, 2007 09:58 PM EDT --
Unscheduled Outage
It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician waits . . . more
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October 04, 2007 11:52 PM EDT --
There is a new group established for obsessive speakers, it
is called On and On Anon
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October 05, 2007 12:30 AM EDT --
A surgeon goes to return some books he borrowed from the
library... The librarian quips after checking the books...
"Sir your books are always returned with the last page
missing in every single . . . more
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October 13, 2007 10:30 PM EDT --
As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers . . . more
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November 03, 2007 10:58 AM EST --
Marriage Math
I just read a government report that said that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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December 02, 2007 06:26 PM EST --
I thought this was funny. It came from a friend in my email. I could not wait to share it with all of you dear gather friends. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. LOL
Dear Tech Support:
Last year . . . more
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October 04, 2007 11:45 PM EDT --
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of
Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at
their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be
British." . . . more
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October 13, 2007 11:15 PM EDT --
- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
- Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
- Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
- When an . . . more
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October 20, 2007 01:08 AM EDT --
One morning at church, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyerof the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with little flags mounted on either side of it.
The . . . more
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October 20, 2007 12:45 PM EDT --
- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.
- Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.
- Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.
- All . . . more
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November 02, 2007 04:12 PM EST --
A new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart just couldn't seem to get
to work on time.
Every day 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker,
real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about how to . . . more
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November 13, 2007 05:01 PM EST --
AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel . . . more
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November 14, 2007 09:33 PM EST --
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' Mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' Father's . . . more
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November 24, 2007 02:40 PM EST --
The other day my husband, daughter, and I were driving home. My daughter, she is 4, said "yucky!". So I asked what was so yucky and she said "I had a big booger." . . . more
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March 16, 2008 12:56 AM EST --
Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their . . . more
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